Teresa Taco (voice)
Salma Hayek
Gum / Twink / Krinkler's Chips / Pizza (voice)
Scott Underwood
Baby Carrot / Cookies (voice)
Sugar Lyn Beard
Toilet Paper / Sauerkraut / Catcall Sausage / Grape #1 / Beer Can / Pop Bottle (voice)
Conrad Vernon
Apple / Tickilish Licorice / Relish / Bag of Dog Food (voice)
Ian James Corlett
Chunk Munchers Cereal / Light Bulb / Indian Chutney (voice)
Michael Daingerfield
Plum #2 / Beer Keg / Fat Guy / Fit Man (voice)
Jason Simpson
Pislitz Chips / Juice Box / Jamaican Rum (voice)
Vincent Tong
Diner Waitress
Karen E. Wright
Camille Toh / Tampon (voice)
Lauren Miller
Old Pork Sausage / Refried Beans / Sandwich / Pop Tart / Licorice Rope (voice)
Sam Vincent
Potato / Noodle Soup (voice)
Greg Tiernan
Italian Tomato / Lettuce (voice)
Brian Dobson
Ketchup / Drug Dealer / Baba Ganoush (voice)
Harland Williams
Mariachi Salsa / Gefilte Fish (voice)
Alistair Abell
Berry Good Candies / Grape #3 / Coconut Milk (voice)
Iris Apatow
Queso (voice)
Michael Dobson