Dame Grace Appleton / Liza / Babs / Dolly / Joan / Gloria / Scripty / Helga Strudel (voice)
April Winchell
Lefty / Kate / Courtney / Smelga Strudel / Betty Sue Lou (voice)
Laraine Newman
Uncle Carl (voice)
Jess Harnell
Gerard the Exterminator (voice)
Harland Williams
Erik the Newscaster (voice)
Joe Alaskey
Luke St. Luke (voice)
Ken Foree