Narrator / Pterock / DJ / Walla
Tom Wyner
Jim / Cop / Road Worker 2 / Conference Soldier 1
Dan Woren
Anna / Gem / PA / SOS
Robin Levenson
Wally / Dog Owner / Road Worker 1 / Rat Victim Lieutenant / Conference Soldier 2 / Hiker 1
Cam Clarke
Tyrannos / Ashtoreth / Eddie 2 / Mikey / President
Mike Reynolds