Kermit the Frog / Rizzo the Rat / Statler / Beaker (voice)
Steve Whitmire
The Great Gonzo / Waldorf / Dr. Bunsen Honeydew / Zoot (voice)
Dave Goelz
Pepe the Prawn / Swedish Chef / Rowlf / Dr. Teeth / Bobo the Bear / Husband Pigeon (voice)
Bill Barretta
Fozzie Bear / Miss Piggy / Animal / Sam the Eagle (voice)
Eric Jacobson
Himself (as Mayor Michael Bloomberg)
Michael Bloomberg
Taxi Driver
Whoopi Goldberg